May 2013
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
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the-adequate-gatsby:
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My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
dylanofuckme:
realizing just how many europeans i am following just now
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solluxforpresident:
me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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Watchvideohall:
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
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supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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neenuhbee:
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a-weeping-fangirl:
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
and tina fey’s
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goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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grrrlfever:
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
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youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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